Here are the people I talk about in my blog. I’ll link to their first-ever mentions. This will update as I add new code names for all my friendsies! You’re welcome, Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco.
Exhibit A – former friend turned girlfriend, pretty foxy, activist, lesbian extraordinaire, Lebanese extraordinaire (like Janice Ian!)
Santa’s Little Helper – Exhibit A’s best friend, fellow Wisconsinite, all-around badass, Lumina owner
Urlacher – dear friend, coworker at my full-time job, pansexual, lover of receiving free food and decaf teas